Disclaimer.

For all you morons out there, *cough* Queef Uzbekistank *cough* you should not use real shit for your diarrhea soup. use CHOCOLATE. but hey if shits ur thing go for it and tell me how it is.
-End Disclaimer

As shitstorm I declare that the last day of April was very shitty. It shit rain. But...everything is green.

Boston is losing right now and so are the yankees. This is good. This means the yankees won't beat the red sox in the standings.

Let's talk about graduation commencements:

Syracuse University gests Joe Biden

Notre Dame gets PRESIDENT OBAMA

and my rinky dinky fuckin school gets the Senator that took Hilary Clintons place. who the fuck gives a shit. I don't even know who she is. No one does and you know what NO ONE CARES. Good job Fredonia. Way to be cheap and lame. Awesome. I'm so glad I wasted my time here at this school. Thanks for all the opportunities and the education tho.


Also. The news needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP. about the swine flu aka N1H1 or whatever. If they keep talking about it and telling everyone to be careful, don't go outside, these are symptoms over and over. People are going to be come hypochondriacs and make it up that they have the fuckng flu. So ok we got it it's out there everyone be careful now shut up. We're going to be a nation of paranoid freaks or worse it's gonna turn into the movie Outbreak or some shit.

Diarrhea Soup

I thought I would formulate a recipe for diarrhea soup since that's my blog url. So I've been thinkin about makin it some sort of chocolate recipe which i haven't tied yet but i'm thinkin something like

melted hershey's bars probably about 6
2 cups kellogs corn flakes
1 1/2 cups marshmellows
1/2 cup peanut butter chunky for a real dirty diarrhea or smooth(optional)

mix it up in a giant bowl
let it set in the fridge for a bit or leave it out for the runny look.

Serve with gharam crackers and a touch of whipped cream on top.


I think this would make a good dessert dip.

Red v. Yankees

So like I knew it would happen the Red Sox murdered the Yankees this past weekend it was very nice. Very very nice. It made me love my Sox more than usual. I missed the friday game and was nervous that they would let me down if I wasn't watching but they didn't. It was a good good weekend. I was very proud to be a red sox fan EVEN THOUGH they lost to cleveland for the 2nd time this week. I'm very upset but it's alright they'll come through for me soon.

Red Sox v. Yankees

THIS WEEKEND! Starting Friday the Yankees and the Red Sox will be playing!!!!! for THREE DAYS! I cant wait. I'm waitin for my reds to beat the shit out of those lame ass yanks. but ill knock on wood just incase things dont go as planned.........

1st Blog

I'm new at this and it seems fun, I like to rant and rave about daily activites, such as Holy Shit the rookie Angels pitcher just died this morning in a car crash! How sad is that. Plays the opening game for the Angels and gets hit by a hit and run van and dies. That's just absolutely tragic. It just goes to show you that nothing is ever certain in the world and your life can change so quickly.

In other baseball news. The red sox lost last night against the stupid ass rays. they are 1-1 which is cool because they're still ahead of the Yankees(0-2) baahahaha. The yankees suck. I'm a Red Sox fan if you haven't figured that out yet. Yes. straight up Boston please, fuck new york.

I think this is all for now....