Clay Bucholz

I'm watching the Red Sox v Toronto and all i can say is Bucholz jesus christ why? What the fuck are you doing?! Its so hard for me to see the red sox playing so badly when they came out so strong in the beginning of the season....It hurts Boston...It really hurts.

Let's get it together for the playoffs!

Diarrhea Crunch Balls beware

While I love my diarrhea crunch balls. they are very tastey, but be warned the chocolate it very rich if you know what i mean.......


In other news....

THE STUPID YANKEES WON THE STUPID AL EAST TITLE......I can't handle it. It breaks my heart. But I guess my Red sox weren't in any position to beat them anyway. AND THOSE COCKSUCKER YANKS HURT ALL MY GOOD FREAKING PLAYERS!!!

They should be disqualified......


End.

Diarrhea crunch Balls update

I just made the Diarrhea Crunch balls and they were a hit. They taste AMAZING! I would definitely recommend this treat for parties and small get togethers. Even a super bowl snack. They are the perfect size and they are just enough to quench that sweet tooth!

*There are some without the chocolate and peanuts.*

New recipe!

I was thinking this morning I should have another recipe instead of just diarrhea soup. So I'm thinking and thinking and what do I think of? DIARRHEA CRUNCH BALLS!

First of all that name is fucking amazing, and second it sounds like it could be good. So how do we make diarrhea crunch balls? Hmmmm

Diarrhea Crunch Balls

You will need:

1 Package of chocolate bars
1 bottle of caramel topping
1 package of margarine
1 package of marshmallows
1 box of kelloggs rice crispies or special K
1 can of crushed peanut topping (optional for extra crunch)

First you are going make rice crispy treats. Put the margarine in the pot then add the marshmallows melt in down and add the rice crispies or crushed Special K. (www.ricekrispies.com)

while you are making the rice crispies, you can put your chocolate bars in a microwavable bowl and melt them down in the microwave. Or on the stove whichever you prefer. Then pour some caramel into a bowl as well for dipping.

Once the Krispies are done, DO NOT spread them out in a pan. We want to take a tablespoon and roll these babies into a ball.

Once in a ball you car going to roll the rice crsipy ball into the chocolate and then dip it into the caramel and if you want dip it into the crushed peanuts.

Then put them on your wax paper lined cookie sheet and shove them into the refrigerator to set for an hour or until you are ready to eat.

There you go. Diarrhea Crunch Balls.

They let me down

The red sox lost, I lost the bet. DAMN IT BOSTON!

Don't let me down

Alright so the Red Sox lost yesterday which means I am one game away from losing my bet.....Today, right now actually will decide if I lose the bet to my friend.....I went into this bet thinking how can the Red Sox lose when they KNOW they need to make it to the playoffs only to find out that they can still make it without beating the Yankees. WHAT THE FUCK! Oh well good bet keeps me on my toes! LET'S GO RED SOX!!!!!!!!!

Yankees v. Red Sox

Yankees V. Red Sox this weekend!!! I got a bet going on this stuff. I lost the last two meetings they had this time the Red Sox better not let me down or I'll march my ass down there and shit all over their field...Not really but it's a thought........and idea....a POSSIBILITY. Go RED SOX!!!!!

Disclaimer.

For all you morons out there, *cough* Queef Uzbekistank *cough* you should not use real shit for your diarrhea soup. use CHOCOLATE. but hey if shits ur thing go for it and tell me how it is.
-End Disclaimer

As shitstorm I declare that the last day of April was very shitty. It shit rain. But...everything is green.

Boston is losing right now and so are the yankees. This is good. This means the yankees won't beat the red sox in the standings.

Let's talk about graduation commencements:

Syracuse University gests Joe Biden

Notre Dame gets PRESIDENT OBAMA

and my rinky dinky fuckin school gets the Senator that took Hilary Clintons place. who the fuck gives a shit. I don't even know who she is. No one does and you know what NO ONE CARES. Good job Fredonia. Way to be cheap and lame. Awesome. I'm so glad I wasted my time here at this school. Thanks for all the opportunities and the education tho.


Also. The news needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP. about the swine flu aka N1H1 or whatever. If they keep talking about it and telling everyone to be careful, don't go outside, these are symptoms over and over. People are going to be come hypochondriacs and make it up that they have the fuckng flu. So ok we got it it's out there everyone be careful now shut up. We're going to be a nation of paranoid freaks or worse it's gonna turn into the movie Outbreak or some shit.

Diarrhea Soup

I thought I would formulate a recipe for diarrhea soup since that's my blog url. So I've been thinkin about makin it some sort of chocolate recipe which i haven't tied yet but i'm thinkin something like

melted hershey's bars probably about 6
2 cups kellogs corn flakes
1 1/2 cups marshmellows
1/2 cup peanut butter chunky for a real dirty diarrhea or smooth(optional)

mix it up in a giant bowl
let it set in the fridge for a bit or leave it out for the runny look.

Serve with gharam crackers and a touch of whipped cream on top.


I think this would make a good dessert dip.

Red v. Yankees

So like I knew it would happen the Red Sox murdered the Yankees this past weekend it was very nice. Very very nice. It made me love my Sox more than usual. I missed the friday game and was nervous that they would let me down if I wasn't watching but they didn't. It was a good good weekend. I was very proud to be a red sox fan EVEN THOUGH they lost to cleveland for the 2nd time this week. I'm very upset but it's alright they'll come through for me soon.

Red Sox v. Yankees

THIS WEEKEND! Starting Friday the Yankees and the Red Sox will be playing!!!!! for THREE DAYS! I cant wait. I'm waitin for my reds to beat the shit out of those lame ass yanks. but ill knock on wood just incase things dont go as planned.........

1st Blog

I'm new at this and it seems fun, I like to rant and rave about daily activites, such as Holy Shit the rookie Angels pitcher just died this morning in a car crash! How sad is that. Plays the opening game for the Angels and gets hit by a hit and run van and dies. That's just absolutely tragic. It just goes to show you that nothing is ever certain in the world and your life can change so quickly.

In other baseball news. The red sox lost last night against the stupid ass rays. they are 1-1 which is cool because they're still ahead of the Yankees(0-2) baahahaha. The yankees suck. I'm a Red Sox fan if you haven't figured that out yet. Yes. straight up Boston please, fuck new york.

I think this is all for now....